How stupid can you get?
Jun. 28th, 2006 04:42 pmOK, bear with me as I type one-handed.
Picture the scene, mum and daughter and daughter's friend down the High Street. Mum trips over NOTHING and ends up an embarrassing heap on the pavement.
Apart from grazed knees (what am I, 7 years old?) I managed to BEAUTIFULLY AND IMPRESSIVELY dislocate my left forefinger. Really...VERY impressive. Even the nurse and the X-ray lady were impressed.
Two nerve blocks and Gas and Air later, and a sharp tug and it is all straight and normal once more...but FUCKING HURTS!!!
Picture the scene, mum and daughter and daughter's friend down the High Street. Mum trips over NOTHING and ends up an embarrassing heap on the pavement.
Apart from grazed knees (what am I, 7 years old?) I managed to BEAUTIFULLY AND IMPRESSIVELY dislocate my left forefinger. Really...VERY impressive. Even the nurse and the X-ray lady were impressed.
Two nerve blocks and Gas and Air later, and a sharp tug and it is all straight and normal once more...but FUCKING HURTS!!!