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[sildil]

marchwarden23 'After being recently enlightened to some of the worst crap I ever laid eyes on, inspiration struck and thus was born what will possibly become legend....

Here, for your delight and horror...

Surprise Buttsecks

by sildil, marchwarden23, mirien and jaiden_s

Pairing: Erestor/Glorfindel, Legolas/Echthelion
Rating: NC-17
Beta: None. All mistakes are ours.
Warnings: Slash, graphic secks and poorly written prose.
Summary: Legolas has a message to deliver to Imaldris, but finds a surprise waiting for him.

Legolas was nervous as he had a message from his dad to give to the elves in Imaldris. He wasn't normally sent but his dad said 'you are the only one I can send as ev eryone else is gone hunting spiders. ' 'OK' said legolas and got on his horse.

Glorfindel stood on the balcony and smiled while the wind played with his long golden hair. He pulled it all over one shoulder and combed it with his fingers. It felt good. Kind of like stringy silk. Legolas was coming and Elrond had told him to make sure he was out there to meet the pretty princeling because otherwise Thranduil would get mad and that would be bad. "Hurry up," Glorfindel said with his voice.

Etcheion looked inth e fishes bool in Glorfindel's room were he was staying because all the other rooms were fll and he had nowjere else to sleep and it was cold at night, and used his hands to pick it up. "Ugh, Fin! You know I don't wtare very wll. Why did you leave this bowl in here?"

Erestor was pacing in his room, looking forward to seeing Legolas again. His charge was arriving any minute and the counsellor was feeling nervous. He decided that joining Glorfindel would be a way to distract him until he could see the pretty young blonde once again. It had been so many years and he missed the smiling face. Exiting his rooms, he headed for Glorfindel's chambers, hoping the warrior wouldn't mind his company. He stood outside the door and knocked.

Glorfindel heard someone knocking on his door with his elvish hearing but he ignored it cause he was waiting for Legolas. Finally Legolas rode up on his big black horse. "It's good to see you, Legolas," said Glorfindel with a smile. "Let's go inside. I'm hot and these robs are sticky." So Legolas got off the horse and went inside with Glorfendel to his bedroom and there was Erestor standing outside knockning, so Glorfindel said, "Hi what do you want?"

Erestor turned, a bit startled. "Sorry, 'Fin...I thought I could wait with you in your rooms, but I see Legolas has already arrived." Erestor smiled and greeted the prince warmly. "Drinks and a light meal? We can sit in the gardens and catch up after Legolas freshens up. How does that sound?"

Glorfindel undressed Erestor with his eyes before leaning in to kiss him while licking his neck before shoving up his tunic around his waste. "No I think that can wait and I can't wait." Ectheleon was smiling at him but he ignored it becuase he was dead anyway and he wanted Erestor bad. Glorfindel kicked his door open before steeling another kiss from Erestor while pushing him backward onto the bed. "Watch Legolas. You can learn something, Princeling."

Thel pouted and sat on the bed next to them. "Fine, well I get to watch. It's not fare that I'ym ded I want to play too and it's been a reelly long time since I had sex and...oh hi Legolas. Am I pretty fpr a dead guy?" Thel batted his eyelashes attractively while slipping his hand down his own leggings and finding to his delight a dead erection seemed just as hard.

Erestor squealed with delight as his long time lover tossed him onto the bed, topless and grinning. He stole a glance at Legolas who was busy shedding his own clothing and smiling voraciously. Erestor began to unlace his leggings which were growing painfully tight. " 'Fin....would you...aaah...liek to tie me up again?" Erestor blushed slightly as he kicked off his boots, the look in his eyes nothing short of unmasked lust. "Please...master?"

Glorfindel sat back on his hunches and looked at Erestor through hungry eyes. "I'll tie you up with your own leggings Pet," he said huskilly with a hungry voice. He took Erestor's leggings and tied them aroudn his feet and then around the bedposts til he was tied tight then Glorfindel eyed him again, letting his eyes linger on his weeping member. "Your already so hard here." He touched it and watched it bob up and down before leaning down to lick it with his tongue.

Thel crawled close to Legilas, eyeing the bulge on the wood elf'd leggings. "Oh is that for me?" Leys back on the bed. "I have't had one like you siunce Turgon mistook me for Fin and fucked me into the middle of next Tuesday with his very hard member which I have to say was lovely." he sighed. "But he's dead too, shame really, he was ok." Thel looked up at Legolas and slid a hand down one long, well muscled thigh. "Hurry up, six thousand years is a bloody long tome with no sex."

Erestor looked at Glorfindel, a smirk playing on his lips. "You need to tie my hands up too. I do believe your leggings should do the trick..." He stretched out languidly, runing hands up over his torso, stopping to tug at a nipple before grasping the headboard firmly. "Come on, 'Fin...it's been so long... I need this...need you..."

Glorfindel's leggings found their way to tie round Erestor's wrists and then tie him up to the headboad. Glorfindel rubbed his aching cock against Erestor's belly and sighted with happiness. "I want you so bad Ersestor. I want to feel your body tremble beneath me while I lie between your long legs," he said as he sucked hard on a rosy nipple. He licked it and kissed lower to suck at the purpled rod of Erestor's desire.

Thel wondered if Legolas wasdeaf or just thick. He tryed to look enticing, wiggling his hips. "I'll beg, is that what you want? I'll beg to have your beautifull alabaster skin sliding over mine, to have you calling my name in the depths of ypur passion and to have the column of your...." he waves his hand in front of Leglas eyes glazed with lust "Oi, deafy, over here!

Erestor screamed as he was taken into Fin's mouth in one smooth gulp, the muscles in the blonde's throat working him fervently. "Fin! Oh Valar! Please...I want you in me so bad! Use your fingers...fist me...PLEASE!" Erestor wailed and begged, his screams echoing down the hall. He looked down to watch the blonde head bobbing merrily on his cock, one of the warrior's hands sliding up to slip between Erestors lips. He suckled hungrily, wetting the digits before they were pulled back out. Erestor moaned as he felt the gentle intrusion and pressed down on the fingers.

Legolad looked startled. 'I'msorry I was looking at those two and got distracted. Did you want to do that to me? I haven't done it with anyone else and it looks fun even if you are dead. hands began to undo his tunic and waved at Thel enticingly.
Glorfindel shoved his wicked digits into Erestor's velvety channel while he sucked hard at the slick evidence of Erestor's desire that loomed up proudly from between muscled thighs cradled in a nest of downy hair. Glorfindle raised his head and smirked up at Erester as he pushed his fingers deeper into Erestor's body before leaning back down and sucking Erestor's rigid shaft of hard desire back into his mouth while cupping his balls. "I want you bad. I'm gonna fuck you."he said.

Thel was a bit confused over how many hands Legolas seemed to have but he really didn;t care really. "Yeah, I want to do that to you, really bad." He layed back down and slipped a hand down his leggings againl, dead erections took some encouraging after all. "Well come on then, I want a mouthfll of your cock please and I want it now, I want to make you pant and writhe and beg me to fuck you and...are you alright? You've gone a bit green."

'I'm green cuase I am a Cinder and that's what happens when we want another elf like what I want you.' The woodland prince undid his two tight leggings and let his cock spring forth like a pony jumping a fence. 'there you are Thel, you can suck it if you like.' He moaned.

Erestor arched up and moaned as wandering fingers invaded him deeply, pressing against the sensitive spot within. "F..fin...want your fist in me....pound me...ha...hard!" Erestor let loose a keening wail as he felt himself stretched by four fingers, his eyes squeezed shut with need and pain both. "All of it....fuck me with your fist!"

Glorfindel curled his fist into a ball and thrust it deep inside Erestor's trembling body. He moved to place the long legs over his shoulders while he set a frantic pace with his fist and sucked hard at the engorged shaft of Erestor's need before tracing it with hhis tounge and then circling the leaking slit with his tongue. He pulled out his fist and posistioned his cock against the stretched entrance and then pushed until he was fully sheathed in Erester's taut body, muscles trembling and legs locked round his head.

Legolas stared at Glorfindel as he pounded into Erestoe so hard that the bed bounced and shook like a earthquake. 'Oh Thel, can we do that?'

"Of course my little passion flower!"Thel eagerly sprang into action, neiling on the bed and taking Legolad down his throat eagerly, licking at the opalescent cream which leeked from the slit of the prince's pulsating cock. "Oh, yes, oh please, I want this I need you." He tonged the prince's balls with his other hand, moaning and panting with desire. He pulled the prince's boots off with his hands and bit his ear, smiling as the woodland elf shuddered and whimpered for him to fuck him hard. Thel surged up, strong thighs trapping the prince beneath him as legolas hummed with want, then let out a little cry. "Oh yes princeling, mone for me, beg me for releese."

Legolas vibrated with need and trilled happily. 'Oh Thel! You feel...you feel....let me cum please. Fuck me please!' he was a prince and knew he was supposed to be polite even if his lover was a dead one.
Erestor screamed at the top of his lungs as Fin slammed into him, pushing them both across the matress. He tightened his legs around Fin's shoulders, crying for his release, not wanting to let go of his golden warrior. "Please...I'm ready...touch me...let me come, Fin!"

Glorfindel grinned and purred "You can't come til I say you can. Beg me for it. Mewl like a kitten and scratch me." Glorfindle pulled almost all the way out before ramming back into Erestor's needful body and sheathing himself again and again. He felt his own desire surge and tense in his loins as he pressed deeper and harder and fully into Erestor's eager bottom. "Take me deeper, Pet," purred Glorfindel like a kitten. "Screm my name when you come!"

Thel dragged Legolas' leggings off and parted the long twigs. "Ah ah, not yet my prince." He lifted the smooth thigs onto his shoulders and found the bottle of oil which was next to the bed. He coated his fingers in the glistening fluid and then pushed a finger over the guardin ring and into the puckered entrance, feeling legolas tense and rith. he added a finger, then another until he found the prince's prostate and rubbed his fingers over the nub teesingly.

Legolas howled as he was pearced by Thel's big member. He had never felt anything like this before. He clutches at the sheets and tears it as he screams. 'Oh no. I've never felt like this before.' He howled as Thel's hard elfhood pushed inside.

"Please...please Fin...I...I need to c....come!" Erestor's voice caught in his throat as he was fucked thoroughly and roughly by the warrior, his hands still held in place by soft leather leggings. "PLEASE!" His dripping arousal was swollen impossibly hard and throbbing painfully between their bellies. "Please...touch me...l...let me c..come!" Erestor wailed and cried out, his head thrashing against the pillows. Sweat dripped from 'Fin's body as Erestor bucked and heaved beneath, his hips grinding up hard with each of Glorfindel's thrusts. He looked up at the slayer with tears of unreleased need. "Please?”

Legolas stared at Erestor's dripping arousal and lickied his lips. 'Oh Thel, does mine drip liek that?

Glorfindel rolled his hips and thrust deeply into Erestor's body before moving to grip his dark lover's pulsing cock in his hand, giving it sharp tugs til it coverd his hand in slick pre-cum. Erestor bucked and slashed his head around on the pillow. Glorfindel grinned and purred, "come for me, my wildkitten!!" He anchored deep within Erestor's velvet heat and filled it with his own creamy release.

Thel didn't answer, breatheing hard as he pownded into legolas, wanting the young elf to come hard. He thrust in and out, precum dripping onto Legolas belly from the younger Elf's rigid shaft which twitched in hisn hand when he closed his mouth around it, still thrusting. "Screen young one, tell me you like this," he panted, pointed ears dripping with sweat as his hands took Legolas in hand and pumped his cock to make him scream, as he had demanded. Thel was used to being obayed and wasn;t about to let a pronce get away with not doing as he was toled.

Legolas screened the way Thel ordered him too. He wanted to please the dead elf as he had heard about how brave he was in the fountain. He had always wanted to meet the dead elf and get his autograph, but this was better. /I can't waite to tell everyone back home I was fucked by Ecthelion/ he thought. 'AAAAAHHHHHHH' the wood prince screamed. 'AAAAAHHHHHH!' he screemd again.

Erestor screamed and howled, clutching at the bedpost until it threatened to crack as he felt the hot jets of liquid fire fill his needy hole. At the touch of the warrior's hand around his pulsing memeber, he thrust into it, moaning Glorfindels' name before spraying them both with his own essences. He lay back, panting and gasping for breath, sticky with sweat and come. "I needed that so bad...I'm glad you're not a corpse, 'Fin..."

Glorfindel collapsed on top of Erestor, panting hard and gasping for breathe before bending to lick the creaming goodness from the middle of Erestor's naval where it pooled in an irridescent puddle of goo. "Mmmmm...tastes like you...but saltier," purred Glorfindel with a smirk in his eyes. He licked more of it off of Erestor's nippels before crawling back up on top of ERestor's sticky body and settling between the Elf's splayed legs. "I guess I shold untie you," he said as he untied him.

Thel could feel he was going to cum soon, not to emntion go deaf and so he tighetened his fist around the wood elf's thobbing member, making the pronce moan and clutch at him. He kissed him, his tong hot ans wet as he panted into a perfect, delicatrely pointed ear and thrust hard brushing the bundle of nerves inside him again and again until Legolad was begging mindlessly, mathing him thrust for thrust, lithe body writhing and twisting on the sweat soaked sheets. He shot Erestor a filthy look and carried on pumping his hups hoping the dark haird councillor got genital warts as Legolas went off like a rocket beneath him, cumming hard. Thel felt the ropes of the prince's passion flood their bellies, and he let go, screaming and bucking and clawing and biting.

Legolas hurled with delight and sang a song in elfish to tell Thel he felt good. He collapsed beneath the dead elf and sighed expiring his breathe loudly. 'Thel you were great, I wish you could cum home with me.' Legolas got up sadly, crystal tears brimming over his baby blue eyes. 'Oh Thel, I don't wanna go home yet' he sobbed.

Then Glorfindel fell asleep snuggling Erestor to his chest like a blanket and Legolas fell asleep in Echtelion's arms and they stayed in bed for the rest of the night until it was time for Legolas to go home the next day and Glorfindel gave the message to Elrond.

The End.

Epilog:

Later, Thel returned to look for his precious pussy cat, Dribbles, only to find it had eaten his arm which had lain unwanted under the bed all night having fallen off in a fit of passion, and dyed. He took the cat back to Namo who of course wanted sexual favours to fix his cat, but that's another story...