How stupid can you get?

[sildil]

OK, bear with me as I type one-handed.

Picture the scene, mum and daughter and daughter's friend down the High Street. Mum trips over NOTHING and ends up an embarrassing heap on the pavement.

Apart from grazed knees (what am I, 7 years old?) I managed to BEAUTIFULLY AND IMPRESSIVELY dislocate my left forefinger. Really...VERY impressive. Even the nurse and the X-ray lady were impressed.

Two nerve blocks and Gas and Air later, and a sharp tug and it is all straight and normal once more...but FUCKING HURTS!!!

Comments

[enismirdal.livejournal.com]

OW! *hugs* Sounds really not-nice! I hate tripping up too (I always end up destroying a perfectly good pair of trousers). I hope it's less painful tomorrow! *hugs*

[sildil]

Yes quite. As well as the stupidity factor!

[lotrangel17.livejournal.com]

As one who manages to do the same thing all I can say is OWWWWW!! You poor thing!!

Between you and Tux, we just might have an epidemic on our hands. I better be careful.

*hugs*
Steph

[sildil]

YES you had better be careful! I was talking to Tux too, not half an hour before!

[vamphile.livejournal.com]

OUCH!

and impressive...

and probaby really amusing to onlookers.

feel better. ♥ ♥ ♥

[sildil]

Very amusing, VERY! Yeah most impressive.....

[jaiden-s.livejournal.com]

((hugs))

I'm so sorry...feel better, dear.

[sildil]

I will, I think I need smut :D

[tuxedo-elf.livejournal.com]

Ohhh owie! There must be something in the air making people have stupid accidents! I hope you feel better soon!

*Hugs lots*

[sildil]

*hugs back* Yeah, definitely an air of idiocy!!!

[larian.livejournal.com]

EEK...but you're not alone. I fall down all the time. Run into things. Smack my head with cupboard doors...etc...

[sildil]

Isn't it EMBARRASSING!!!!!????

[little-lusty.livejournal.com]

OUCH! *hugs* Use ice and take drugs! Lots of drugs!!!!!
And make others get things for you! LOL
Take it easy!:) Brit

[sildil]

Yes to all of those!

[special-majick.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I hope it feels better soon!

[sildil]

Thanks, it's a bit better already, just glad it's back!

[phyncke.livejournal.com]

Oh dear....that smarts. *huggles* I would do something like that. I really would.

*sends lots of healing vibes your way*

I hope you have mondo pain killers.

[sildil]

Thanks, yeah I have the pain killers :D

[el-esteleth.livejournal.com]

OWWW!
*hgush*
I hope it stops hurting very soon.
*hgush more*
Es.

[sildil]

Yeah it has really, just aches now, and the grazed knees hurt!

[talullahred.livejournal.com]

Think on the bright side: it would have been worse if it was the middle-finger. ;D

Get better soon.

*hugs*

[sildil]

Yes! Or my right hand! Now I just have my fingers taped in a permanent 'V' sign :D

[nienna-weeper.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! No finger boo boo's, boo boo! Oh, ow, you poor thing... *shudder*

I have a great fear of finger boo boo's. They sort of fuck up my piano/organ playing job, you know? And you're an artist so you need your digits. Please be careful, boo boo. OOH.

[sildil]

I know, yes! No finger! The really annoying thing is that I have JUST started teaching myself the violin, much to grade 8 viola middle son's amusement, and was just getting good on the 'A' scale! I'll have to wait now! :((

[erviniae.livejournal.com]

OUCHIES!!!
(hugs)

[sildil]

Quite!

[eldraug.livejournal.com]

Oh, love! Feel better soon. *Snuggles and sends pretty hara and one uppity Mirkwood prince to rub your finger*

[sildil]

Heh heh...thanks! *makes full use of uppity Mirkwood Prince*

[deathangelgw.livejournal.com]

whoa....only you. HAVE A DRINK! YA NEED IT!!!!!

[sildil]

LOL thanks!

[maldaeien.livejournal.com]

Remember that years ago, at EOAS, I said I broke my arm? It was for walking backwards X_X I get the feeling :P
*huggles and wishes you get better soon*

Maldy

[sildil]

Yes, I DO remember! *huggles back*

[mirien.livejournal.com]

*taps foot* My dearest, would you PLEASE stop having run ins with the medical profession, that's enough for a while ok? *hugs*

[sildil]

*coughs* Yeah...I'll try.....

[ilye-elf.livejournal.com]

Ow! <thwapps her> You wally, I'd have thought you'd have had enough of hospitals for at least the rest of the year!

<gives in and is sympathetic and gives you a hug anyway>

[sildil]

Yep, that's me, a complete wally!

*hugs*

[chloe-amethyst.livejournal.com]

Oh no!!! I'm so sorry!!! You've not had a good May/June at all, so July/August has to be the best ever or I'll be really pissed at the universe!

(I fall down all the time--more than Fauntling ever has. Total klutz.)

[sildil]

Yes it HAS been a bit of a bad run!