Christmas Rum Cake.....DON'T try this recipe!

[sildil]

Middle son is performing this as a monologue at the school Christmas concert tomorrow night......

Christmas Rum Cake

1 Tsp. Sugar
1 or 2 Quarts of Rum
1 Cup Dried Fruit
Brown Sugar
1 Tsp. Soda
1 Cup Butter
2 Large Eggs
1 Cup Baking Powder
3 Juiced Lemons
1 Cup of Nuts

Before starting, sample rum to check quality. Good, isn't it? Now proceed.

Select large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of proper quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.

With electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 seaspoon of thusar and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure rum is still alrighty. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary.

Add leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, pry loose with drewscriber.

Sample rum again, checking for tonscisticity.

Next, sift 3 cups pepper or salt (really doesn't matter).

Sample rum.

Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 bablespoon of brown sugar-or whatever color you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven. Turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Pour mess into boven and ake.

Check run again and bo to ged.

..ADN HALPIE HOLIGLAZE TWO YA'ALL!

Comments

[majinbakahentai.livejournal.com]

Either I'm very tired, that is very funny or both supositions apply. I'm inclined the believe the third option at the moment and say thanks for posting it!

[sildil]

oh it IS a real scream, especially when performed! I 'made' a bottle of Rum this evening, decanted it into a plastic bottle and filled the rum bottle with apple juice that I then added caramel too, to darken it!

[majinbakahentai.livejournal.com]

That sounds nice actually, apple and caramel.

[sildil]

Yes, in fact it was surprisingly good!

[ilyusha-a.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Wonderful, just wonderful.. and I would so love to see your boy performing this.. I don't suppose you could record it? Nah.. I don't think he'd take too kindly to being broadcast on the Net now....

But what a wonderful recipe

*goes to look to see if she has the ingredients as rather fancies trying it out... pouts as she realises she has no rum*

Lúthien

[sildil]

It MIGHT be recorded, I will ask, but I think it unlikely! And actually, its probably a 'have to be there' moment. He is also performing 'Fairytale in New York' with one of the teachers who is a semi professional jazz singer - I am REALLY looking forward to that!

[jaiden-s.livejournal.com]

That's my kinda rum cake. More rum, less cake. LOL

[sildil]

LOL Oh yes, me too!

[say-aye.livejournal.com]

~copies and prints~ Oh, how I love your son's recipe! Heehee!

[sildil]

Hehehe, just DON'T try it yourself!

[say-aye.livejournal.com]

Heehee, I certaily will! ;D