Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the hotel lobby! It is Geek6, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!!"
and this...LOL
Lo! Who is that, prowling across the plains! It is Eldanar, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!"
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Date: 2004-02-09 08:10 am (UTC)i got this....
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the hotel lobby! It is Geek6, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!!"
and this...LOL
Lo! Who is that, prowling across the plains! It is Eldanar, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!"
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Date: 2004-02-09 02:00 pm (UTC)Lo! Who is that, striding through the desert! It is Lúthien, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to f**k you until there are no limbs left to break!!"
Or without the fancy slash...
Prowling amidst the cliffs, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Luthien! And she gives a vengeful howl:
"I'm going to bludgeon you until you are hot and bothered!"
It appears I'm going to kill people sexually...
Could be worse ways to die I suppose *big grin*
*hugs*
Lúthien