'Why Glorfindel Doesn't 'Do' Girlfriends'
Nov. 15th, 2005 06:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sildilDo you know, I had NEVER written a drabble before until today? Here for your entertainment and in response to a question, 'Why does no one ever let Glorfindel have a girlfriend?'.....
'Why Glorfindel Doesn't 'Do' Girlfriends'
Glorfindel brushed out his golden locks, braiding them deftly and reached for the clasp that he KNEW he had left on the dresser. Oh no, not again!!! It was bad enough borrowing his robes, let alone his hair products. He really was going to have to have words with her. It was all very well them moving in together, but really, ‘your house is my house’ did NOT mean ‘your shampoo and pretty, first age clip is my shampoo and pretty, first age clip.’
“Sweetheart? You’ve been tidying again, haven’t you?” Fin called anxiously.
“Yep. All that crap’s in a box under the stairs.”
(...and maybe if you ask nicely,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mirien will post hers here too)
'Why Glorfindel Doesn't 'Do' Girlfriends'
Glorfindel brushed out his golden locks, braiding them deftly and reached for the clasp that he KNEW he had left on the dresser. Oh no, not again!!! It was bad enough borrowing his robes, let alone his hair products. He really was going to have to have words with her. It was all very well them moving in together, but really, ‘your house is my house’ did NOT mean ‘your shampoo and pretty, first age clip is my shampoo and pretty, first age clip.’
“Sweetheart? You’ve been tidying again, haven’t you?” Fin called anxiously.
“Yep. All that crap’s in a box under the stairs.”
(...and maybe if you ask nicely,
mirien will post hers here too)
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Date: 2005-11-15 06:28 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHA.
AWESOME.
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Date: 2005-11-15 06:59 pm (UTC)Glorfindel and the Girlfriend - A Dating Drabble
Glorfindel shuffled his papers and called, “Next!”
He sighed as a nondescript figure in a black dress and veil shuffled in.
“Erestor, I am interviewing for a girlfriend. Says here in the job description,” he pointed, “Must be a girl. Go away. Next!”
This time Erestor wore a long pink robe and flowered crown.
“Erestor!!”
***
Frustrated at his lack of girlfriend, Glorfindel lay in bed, staring up at the ceiling. A silent figure waited hopefully in the corner. He sighed once more and said resignedly, “Alright, but put that tutu back on and make sure you answer to ‘Fifi’. “
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:46 pm (UTC)That's f*cking awesome!!
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-15 08:03 pm (UTC)*pokes other two until they make room for her and hands out nachos and cheese*
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:37 pm (UTC)Poor Fin, suffering so much! But he should be seriously thankful that she:
1) wasn't suffering PMS
2) had not met an old "best friend" of her school who had lost weight, got engaged first than her and had a huge 'stone' in her ring (if there is such thing for elves, if not, that her lovey dovey has longer and prettier hair compared to Fin's... Somewhere the adviser posted something about what Tolkien said about elves and sex)
3) had not gone insane looking for a pair of shoes which matched her purse/first age clip among the sea of shoes she owns, not because she was going out but because of the very reason that prayed that no being could be without a purse that matched the pair of shoes
4) wasn't at the palantir talking to her mother (hi mother-in-law-to-be!)
5) wasn't receiving her mother at the door (*shudders*)
6) all above (well, if cellphones exist, there should be portable palantirs. And mothers tend to call from the door by cellphones more than one wants to)
*cuddles you madly and misses you dearly*
Maldy
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:50 pm (UTC)Missed you too!
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Date: 2005-11-15 07:47 pm (UTC)*knows that feeling well*
LOVE IT.
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Date: 2005-11-16 07:35 am (UTC)...and er...straight? You mean elves who are...straight? *blinks* Now THAT's an interesting and unusual concept....
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Date: 2005-11-18 03:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
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