What can I do with cream, white wine, orange juice and floor sweepings?

[sildil]

Sounds like one of those Ready Steady Cook recipes, doesn't it?

Me: *fancying a snack to stave off hunger pains before supper in a few hours time* Hmmm...think I'll make half a sandwich. *opens fridge door*

Fridge Door: *has been lying in wait and biding its time for the maximum effect* *has collected nearly full bottle of white wine, nearly full carton of orange juice and half full carton of cream (double of course) in dodgy door rack* MWAAHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHAAAAAAA! *throws rack and contents on floor with a flourish*

Bottle: *smashes*

Orange Juice: *spills*

Cream: *goes splat*

Me: *swears rather a lot*

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[camile-sinensis.livejournal.com]

Fridges are evil.

Right - Cream. The cat will deal with this. Also most of the floor sweepings, particularly if your floor is well-coated with a good layer of organic debris like mine. If you haven't got a cat, see if a neighbour can lend you one, or better still get one yourself. They do other entertaining things like bite your arm and hog the bed.

White wine. There is a very simple solution to this problem. DRINK IT ALL IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Orange juice. Vegetable. Okay, technically fruit. Very nasty. Quarantine immediately. Resolve never to buy again.

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[sildil]

Cream: Cats could have dealt with it but it was nicely mixed with the orange juice, wine and broken glass.

White Wine: I WOULD have finished it and will not let the next bottle out of my sight/reach.

Orange Juice: And don't you know how many CARBS are in orange juice? All that natural sugar??? TERRIBLY bad for you. And rots your teeth.

[onyx-shinigami.livejournal.com]

I'd like to apologize for laughing really, really hard at this entry.

[sildil]

No need to apologise, I had fun writing it! NOT fun clearing up the mess....

[onyx-shinigami.livejournal.com]

I recognize the feeling. I had a less messy but similar feeling when I dropped a full bowl of Cheerios on the floor. *sigh* Half the fun in cleaning up the mess is the swearing.

[nienna-weeper.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, school work is beginning to push your silly buttons...?

My house looks like a budget clothing store because my dryer went bye bye...

Sigh...

[sildil]

LOL yeah, it's being around teachers all day! Note I did NOT say 'kids' who are by and large more sensible.

[m-carvaggio.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha! This reminds me of the time when I shook a full bottle of salad cream up WITHOUT the lid on. It went everywhere, over the floor, the dresser, the table and even in a pair of shoes which were innocently laying by the side of the dresser minding their own business. Of course, I didn't find that addendum out until I put them on the next day and as a consequence painted the kitchen blue, naturally.

[sildil]

Yep, done that myself with ketchup. Fun isn't it?