What can I do with cream, white wine, orange juice and floor sweepings?

[sildil]

Sounds like one of those Ready Steady Cook recipes, doesn't it?

Me: *fancying a snack to stave off hunger pains before supper in a few hours time* Hmmm...think I'll make half a sandwich. *opens fridge door*

Fridge Door: *has been lying in wait and biding its time for the maximum effect* *has collected nearly full bottle of white wine, nearly full carton of orange juice and half full carton of cream (double of course) in dodgy door rack* MWAAHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHAAAAAAA! *throws rack and contents on floor with a flourish*

Bottle: *smashes*

Orange Juice: *spills*

Cream: *goes splat*

Me: *swears rather a lot*

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[onyx-shinigami.livejournal.com]

I recognize the feeling. I had a less messy but similar feeling when I dropped a full bowl of Cheerios on the floor. *sigh* Half the fun in cleaning up the mess is the swearing.