Squeals!!!!!

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Oh YES!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!

I have found another one!

Not Mpreg Ballerinas Justin and Brian this time, but STILL Mpreg!

at BJFic.net, called 'Captivating Coupling'....sadly only the first chapter...

GO READ!!!

(Mirien said she admires my high threshold for these things, she couldn't get past the first couple of paragraphs...*looks smug*)

Comments

[jane2005.livejournal.com]

I just posted this anonymously by accident:

And the fatuous point made about gay couples being unable to have children and therefore Mpreg being appropriate?

It's my theory that bad!fic writers aren't really interested in the subject they purport to write about, but are instead only interested in their own lives. So they write their own interests masked under the names of the couples, so they have a ready-made audience. It's incredibly tedious.

I read your Mpreg parody not realising it was yours and LOVED it

Glad you enjoyed! That actually started out as a rant on LJ. Yes, BBJFE was born out of an attack on bad BJfic - I started making fun of the whole thing... and that happened. We were all cracking up so hard we were crying. So it had to become a story. I posted it on BJFic on a dare. Unfortunately, no one over there who SHOULD read it got the point.

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LOL I do that ALL the time...post anonymously, not write bad fic!

Oh yes, badfic is really just a thinly, badly disguised therapy session, that and a slightly morbid fascination with pain, abuse and death...you never see a bad fic that ISN'T horrendously angsty in subject matter.

Yeah I co-wrote a LotR Mpreg in a similar manner, having swore I would never, EVER write one! (And of course no one got the point, they probably thought it was a great, serious story unless someone pointed out to them it was a spoof)

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SAVE ME!!!! I have been reading ALL of them!!! ...on second thoughts....just ONE more won't do any harm, and I can give them up JUST like that...honest I can...I really do think 'Autistic Artist' (HIGHLY dubious anyway) carries the very best quality in truly awful writing with this paragraph:

"...Brian looked down and could clearly see Justin’s penis tenting the black sweat pants he wore. This made Brian’s cock k even harder. He wanted to wait until later that night. He was planning something very special for the both of them and he didn’t want to spoil it now. “Just give it a minute and it will go down.” Brian said, not entirely convinced.

Justin patted his hand down on his crotch and sure enough his penis deflated down to it’s normal size. He smiled. “This happens all the time Brian. I think it wants to have sex.”..."